Hell freezes over (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Sell Out...)

I sold out.

I swore I wouldn't, but I did.

I've joined the legions of the bored and started my own blog.

And I've been rationalizing this to myself for a while now... and this is the best I could do for my reasons why I should do this.

1) If you want to write, then write.
2) People are genuinely concerned about your day-to-day existence,
3) People mostly stare blankly at the computer screen anyway. Now, they stare at the screen which hosts your thoughts regarding you staring blankly at the screen.
4) You need a better excuse to act pretentious than your affinity for jazz music.
5) Or lesbian pornography.
6) You've been looking for an excuse to profess your love to rapper Fabolous, and now you have an opportunity.
7) The internet is closer than the Moon, and tastier than Kansas.

So here goes.... embarking on this new quest across this vast frontier filled with pop-up ads, pornography, and pop culture references by and for 16 year old girls. For realz!!! LOL OMG!

So bear with me. And buckle up... this could be a bumpy ride...