Wednesday, December 08, 2004

Honesty is Such a Lonely Word

London's Daily Mirror reports that one in four upgrade their internet to broadband for downloading pornography. The survey asked over 5,000 participants in face-to-face interviews. Meaning 1,250 said straight faced, "I like fast internet cause I download porn." No statistics available on heavy breathers, Joe Garnevicus.

Downloading porn ranks second behind downloading music. Masturbating to porn still ranks a strong first over masturbating to music, though.

Also making the list?
Music Videos (12%)
Listening to online radio (9%)
Downloading movie trailers (8%)
Share information with family and friends (5%)
Photos of Ian Ziering (2%)
That QVC Ladder Video (1%)
Culture (1%)
Mental Masturbation (-0.1%)

1 comment:

Ian MacAllen said...

Since when can you use the internet for something other than pornography?