Ok, so maybe reports weren't "greatly" exaggerated. They were exaggerated, though. I mean, I'm still here, no?

G'day, mates.

I'm back. For real.

We're a month later, a new computer, and and all around sense of "Damn, it's fucking hot outside" and it'd been too long.

So, to answer your question, the question being: "Where have you been?"

I don't really know. I know Vermont was there for a while. Took in a few Brooklyn Cyclones game. Remembered what it's like to have a social life. Still, that doesn't really solve the age old question.

Things happened while I was away. Supreme Court nominee. London. Palmiero nailed for steroids. And yet, I offered no mindless drivel to the conversation. Boo.

It won't happen again folks. We're back, and open for business. And downloading a substantial amount of pornography with the brand-spanking new 40GB Hard Drive.

Oh, internet, let's get together.