Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Looking for a Good Time, Baby?

Tired of looking for that special someone in clubs and parties in metropolitan areas? Longing for a good Christian boy who has no problems making females subservient, or a good Christian girl who doesn't mind being your bitch? Want to guarantee no sex with a neat-o guy who sleeps in pajamas? Want to make sure that your new life partner is of the opposite sex, and will stay with you should God bless you with a child a little too soon?

Well, checkout ConservativeMatch.com. Get a life before your 9PM bedtime.

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