Tuesday, November 23, 2004

From the "Now Why Didn't I Think of That?" Files

A 13 year old boy from Virigina Beach is currently held in custody at a detention center after forcing a stripper to perform at gunpoint. He allegedly lured her by saying his older brother had hired the "dancer," then as she grew restless, pulled out a shotgun and forced her to dance. She eventually fought her way out, and the police apprehended him shortly thereafter.

(It's worth mentioning that Virginia Beach resides in a red state. Ya know, pro-guns and not so hot on women's rights. Sounds to me that they're a' raisin' that boy gooder 'n y'all...)

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