Assed Out of $50

The Virginia House of Delegates recently passed a resolution that orders you to keep your pants up. It states as follows:

Any person who, while in a public place, intentionally wears and displays his below-waist undergarments, intended to cover a person's intimate parts, in a lewd or indecent manner, shall be subject to a civil penalty of no more than $50.

Which intimate parts, you ask?

"Intimate parts" means the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, or buttocks of any person.

No word on whether this extends to plumbers or the Greek God, Echidna. It does, however, technically allow ass-less chaps. And saran wrap, too.

Still, one doesn't pass a law like this unless it becomes a problem. Considering nobody likes Sisqo or the Thong Song anymore... Could this then because of an unknown belt lobby, throwing money at politicians?

Or perhaps a room full of baby boomers got tired of staring at what they couldn't get for less than $200 an hour and acted "accordingly."

These are the same people who advocated the "traditional marriage" license plates.

I just hope it was included in that Mexican pamphlet teaching illegal immigrants how to cross the border.