Detroit phenom Darko Milicic had a career high 16 points yesterday as a starter.
So can we go ahead and adjust the 2003 NBA Draft order one more time?
1) CLE - Darko
*and it's not even close!
2) DET - LeBron
*still this high because his name sounds French but isn't
3) DEN - Carmelo
*he's like a Caramello, but he doesn't suck
*Oh right, and there's the 2003 NCAA Championship for Syracuse
4) TOR - Dwyane Wade
*probably deserves to be higher - but his first name looks funny, and for that, he should be banished to Canada
5) MIA - Michael Sweetney
*yes, there are much better candidates, but as a Knicks fan, I'm still pissed off we got stuck with him...
6) LAC - Kirk Hinrich
*...instead of Frodo
7) CHI - Josh Howard
*Yeah, nobody cared then. We do now.
8) MIL - Luke Ridnour
*And to think, nobody knew Oregon was still a state until he came around and reminded us the Ducks aren't a casual reference to Emilio Estevez's finest hour
9) NYK - Damn.
*See, the Knicks still get nobody. Nick Collison? Just what we need. Another undersized forward. Dahntay Jones? Not as exciting without Marv Albert calling the games. "Dahn-tay Jones... YES!" Lampe? Heh heh....
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