Friday, April 22, 2005

Just remember, when you control the mail, you control... information.

You can e-mail the pope.

benedictxvi@vatican.va

I e-mailed him three questions:
1) When will God give me a puppy?
2) Now I'm not saying God is partial to a particular sports team, but if He were, who would they be?
3) Why koalas?

I figure with all the irrelevant, petty things people are going to e-mail the Pope with, the least I could do is get in on the fun.

See, kids, blasphemy can be fun!

3 comments:

thehim said...
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thehim said...

I think Rick Santorum asked him that first question as well, but the context was disturbingly different.

MatthewA said...

Oy.